And This One I Got From My Brother;
Rusty lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, global warming, racial tension and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Rusty drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car running at a slow rpm.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in and pulled Rusty from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Rusty is a registered California Democrat.
Rusty drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car running at a slow rpm.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in and pulled Rusty from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Rusty is a registered California Democrat.
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