Friday, June 30, 2017

Nancy Pelosi - The Gift That keeps on Giving!

And the Democraps have the gall to call Trump Mentally Incapacitated.

But hey, let's look at the positive here. As long as Keeps leading the Dems in the House, the Republicans have nothing to worry about.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

4-Wheeled Justice! or Never Piss Off a Pregnant Woman

Long story short; woman comes back to her SUV in a Walmart (where else?) parking lot an finds a thief has broken into her vehicle and is rummaging around. She starts yelling, he grabs her purse out of the car and takes off. She's 5 months pregnant runs after him for a few yards and gets a better idea, so she jumps in her SUV, chases the guy down through the parking lot and hits him with the car. The guy's alive but his right leg isn't happy.

Justice is now semi-served. He's been arrested on several charges including one felony and two misdemeanors. The woman has also been charged with misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon.

My prediction?

The pregnant woman stands a much better of never seeing a day in jail than the thief does.

Below is a link to the story. I was however unable to find the video (yet) on Youtube (but there is video because I saw it on TV). However I'm sure it'll turn up in a day or so and believe me when I say that it's worth seeing!

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

How's This for Fake Fucking News

CNN is beginning to make taking a ride on the Titanic look appealing.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

OPEC Unable to Adapt to Fracking and Evolving Technology

Yeah, I know a lot of you guys who read this blog aren't really interested in the Geopolitical oil situation. No drones, no gun law issues or self defense training, but I always enjoy watching groups that have been sticking it to the U.S. for decades getting screwed over.

Some people in this country hate the Fracking industry.

As long as they're making OPEC miserable, it's OK with me.

Friday, June 23, 2017

Russia, ISIS, and North Korea are Not going to Win the War for World Domination!

- 📞 Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?"
- The usual? You know me? 👤
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza🍕 with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.🍅 ?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir."
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line ☎ with your name, through the subscribers guide.
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-"Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement 💳
- I paid in cash 💲
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement 📃
- I have other source of cash 💲
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source. 💰💰💰
"I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you. ❤❤❤
- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
"I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Latest Update on Repeal of NY Gravity Knife Law

Ans once again a repeal of the old 1950's era "switchblade/gravity" knife law has passed both the State Senate and the Assembly almost unanimously (there was one asshole in the Assembly who voted No)and this time the one change King Cuomo wanted (literally one word) has been addressed.

I may be able to start carrying my favorite stuff again!